If I were a dad, even just for a day
I’d sleep in like I ain’t got no kids ’cause I know their
mom is gonna make sure they’re ok
I’d say stuff that don’t make sense, and I’d never be wrong
I would drive the car all crazy and tell my wife to leave me alone, ’cause I’m the best driver she know
If I were a dad, I think I could understand
That she don’t wanna watch the news with me, she just wanna talk to her friends
I’d listen to her ’cause I know her head hurts
When she gets those weaves and box braids cuz she trying not to look crazy
And now all of her edges are gone
If I were a dad, I’d leave my shoes at the door
I would run the kids bath water then leave them unattended and go…and just go
I‘d take 5000 naps and fall asleep on the couch
I would get out of me draws and leave them laying out on the flow
If I were a dad I think I could understand oh oh
How it feels to be a mom, I probably would’ve run away!
I’d listen to her, cuz I know her head hurts
When she gets those weaves and box braids ’cause she trying not to look crazy
And all her edges have been destroyed
It’s a little too late to come kissing on me
Those were all your mistakes, don’t try to blame them on me
Oh you thought I was playing witchu. You thought wroooooong!
But you’re still a dad, you are so essential
No matter how much you annoy us, we’d never want to do this alone
That’s why we forgive you, for all the stuff that you do
Like when you lost the kids at Walmart
Or fell asleep on the couch
And everything we had got destroyed!
But you’re still his dad
We love you!